美國孩子爆笑評價“史上最棒求婚”

美國孩子爆笑評價“史上最棒求婚”(視頻)
北京新浪網 (2012-02-29 17:24)

　　Kids React To Viral Videos.
This Episode: Greatest Marriage Proposal Ever

　　小孩如何看待熱門視頻 這一集：史上最棒的求婚

　　(A Love Story So True, It Couldn'T Have Been Written。)
This Is Cheesy I Can Already Tell (I Know How Much She Means To You。)
(I Know How Much You Love Her。) (May I Have Your Daughters Hand In Marriage?) (You Have My Permission For Her Hand In Marriage,)
I Like Their Accent That Makes This So Much Better。

　　(一個無法被創作的愛情故事。)這個肯定很老套。 (我知道她對妳有多重要。)(我知道妳有多愛她。)(能把妳的女兒嫁給我嗎？)(我同意妳娶她為妻。)我很喜歡他們的口音。

　　Making The Movies Jealous

　　《讓電影嫉妒》

　　What You Waiting For! So Dramatic! Oh Dramatic Oh God!
She At The Movie'S? Will You Give Me The Honor, Will You Marry Me?
Oh My Gosh! Bravo! MazelTov!Yeah!Yeah!What?!I Don'T Get This!

　　妳還等什么？好戲劇化！好戲劇化！我的天！她在電影院？ 讓我有這個榮幸，嫁給我好嗎？我的天！太棒了！恭 喜！什么？！我不明白！！

　　Question Time!

　　提問時間！

　　What Was Happening Can You Explaining The Video?
A Guy With Southern Accent. Wanted To Marry A Girl.
May I Have Your Daughters Hand In Marriage?
I Give You Permission To Marry My Daughters ..Hlah Blah Blah.
So He Made A Movie Trailer. Boy Actually Surprise Her To Marry Him.
He Is Luckily Enough She Said Yes。

　　視頻里發生了什么？能解釋一下嗎？一個帶南方口音的男孩。想娶這個女孩。我能娶妳的女兒為妻嗎？我同意妳娶她為妻……什么 什么的。所以他做了一個電影預告片。想給她一個惊喜。他很幸運，因為她答應了。

　　What Would You Do If You Were Just In The Theater?
You Know Waiting For The Movie To Start And This Happened?
I Kinda Get Mad, Honestly. I Would Left. I Will Be Like... This Is Kinda Rude You Don't Interrupted So Many People'S Movie Just To Impress Your Wife。

　　如果妳在那電影院，妳會怎么樣？本來是等電影開場，結果發生了這個。說實話，可能會生氣。我會走。我會是……很不禮貌，為了打動妳的老婆，妳不能打扰整個電影院的觀眾。

　　What Do You Think How This Guy Proposal To Her?
Very Very Very Cool. Kinda Sweet For That To Happened Kinda Embarrassed In The Same Time. He Went A Little Too Far. He Could Just Got The Ring And Proposal To Her. I Bet You Anything She Would Still Say Yes。

　　妳認為他的求婚怎么樣？非常 非常 非常的酷。很甜蜜，但也有點尷尬。他做得有點過了他可以衹是拿出戒指然後求婚。我賭那女的還是會答應。

　　Can You Talk About What Marriage Means? To Marry Somebody.
Share A House Do Like The Bills Together. You Can'T Cheat On Anybody,
You Have To Share Bedroom With Them. Which I Do Not Like.
I Want My Own Bedroom. When You Marry Somebody You With Them For The Rest Of Your Life. That'S The Story But Still There Is Divorce。

　　能談談婚姻的意義嗎？就是嫁給某人。住在一個屋里一起付賬單。妳不能欺騙對方，
還得跟他共一個臥室。我不喜歡這樣。我要我自己的臥室。妳結婚了就得和對方待一輩子。就是這樣，但……還有就是離婚。

　　Why Do People Get Married? To Have A Family. To Be A Husband And Wife Like... First You Engaged Then You Married But... I Can'T Explain
It..Coz Its A Symbol Saying: Stay Away From My Women!
Sometime Only People Do It Just To Have A Baby Or Sth.
You Think In Your Heart That This Person Is Right For You.
Becoz They Love One Another. I Love Benny! So I'M Gonna Marry Him Today!

　　為什么要結婚？為了組建一個家。像妻子和丈夫那樣。首先妳得訂婚然後才結婚，
但是……我解釋不清。就像是一個符號：離我的女人遠點！有時人們結婚就是為了生孩子。
妳在心底里覺得這個人是适合妳的。因為他們愛著對方。我愛邦尼！所以我今天就要嫁給他！

　　Can You Love Someone Without Marry Them? Yes. That'S True.
What Is The Point Of Being Married? I Guess We Just Won't Say That We Married And Spend Rest Of My Life With You. With The Rings And We Have A Family Together. We Just Be Boyfriend And Girlfriend That Makes No Sense! That Makes Me So Mad!

　　愛一個人可以不結婚嗎？可以。那也行。結婚到底有什么意義？那我們就不結婚，
但永遠在一起。戴著戒指組建一個家庭。我們還是男朋友和女朋友，這太不對了！這讓我很生氣！

　　Do You Wanna Get Married One Day? I Don't Know. Yes. Yea. Yes!!!
I Want To Marry Someone Sooo Badly! Why Do You Wanna Get Married?
Boz I Wanna Have A Better Family. To Not Die Alone. Coz Everybody Does. What Are You? A Follower? No! I'M A Leader!

　　妳以後想結婚嗎？不知道。會。會。想！！！我非常想結婚！！！妳為什么想結婚？
因為我想要一個更好的家庭。不會孤獨地死去。因為大家都這樣。妳這是什么？一個追隨者？
不！我是個領導者！！

　　Is This The Type What You Propose To Somebody? No. How Would You One Day Propose To Somebody? Get On My Knees And Say Will You Marry Me?
That's It? That's It! More Xxx More Likely It Is To Impress Her,
More Likely She Say Yes. Take Her Out To Like This Gourmet Dinner.
I'll Invite Her Over To My House For Dinner. And Ask Her Fav Dessert.
We Will Eat The Giant Kentucky Fried Chicken (Kfc).
The Dessert Is Shaped Into These Letters:“Will You Marry Me?”
She Will Take A Bite Of The Chicken. And She Will Find The Ring Inside. The “O” And “U” Will Be The Ring. She Will Take It Out She Will Go.

　　妳會這樣向別人求婚嗎？不會。妳以後會怎么求婚？跪在地上然後說：嫁給我好嗎？就這樣？
就這樣！妳越會想心思，就越容易打動她，她也越容易答應。帶她去豪華餐廳。我會邀請她到我家。
然後點她最喜歡的甜點。我們會吃一超大份的肯德基。甜點會是這几個字：嫁給我好嗎？
她會咬一口雞翅。然後發現裡面的戒指。“O”和“U”會是戒指。她會拿出來然後……

　　How Would You Like To Propose To? Propose?! I Don't Understand
What That Means. Not In Front Bunch Of People I Don't Know Ofcos.
In Tahiti, I Like Tahiti. On The Beach. We Have Middle School
To Think About, You Want Us To Think About Proposals.
I Think Anything Is Good. Emma'S Words Of Wisdom!!! We Could Be Like A Concert. I'll Be Like...Yeah! Like A Acdc Consert Or Sth.
And He Will Be Like.

　　妳想對方會怎么求婚？求婚？！我不明白那是什么意思……肯定不會是當著一群陌生人。
在塔西提島，我喜歡塔西提。在沙灘上。我們還在考慮中學的事情，妳現在讓我們考慮求婚。
我覺得無論怎樣都很好。艾瑪的智慧之言！！！我們可以在一個演唱會。我會在那裡歡呼。
像是一個Acdc的演唱會。然後他會……

　　Lia! I'M Like What Do You Want? And He Can Be Like Will You Marry Me? Ofcos I Will! Who Do You Think Should Be The One To Propose In Relationship? Coz Women Never Proposed. The Guy. The Man.
It Better Be The Guy, Or Sth Is Wrong With That Relationship.
It Doesn'T Really Matter. Ya 'Know, We Could Be Orginal.
And She Proposed To Him。

　　莉亞！！我會 妳想干嘛？！然後他說：嫁給我好嗎？我當然願意！
妳認為男女之間應該誰求婚？女人從來不會求婚。男的。男人。最好是男的，要不然就會有問題。
無所謂。我們可以原創一點。她給他求婚。

　　Why Can'T It Be The Girl? He Is The Guy, I Mean Guys Gotta Do Everything. It'S Just Traditional I Would Say,That'S Kinda Like Breaking The Tradition.. You Expect The Girl To Get Down The Knees, Will You Marry Me? Will You Marry Me? Here, Take A Beer. Will You Marry Me?

　　為什么不能是女孩？他是男的，我的意思是，什么都得男的來做我想這就是傳統吧，那樣會打破傳統。妳指望一個女孩跪在地上說：嫁給我好嗎？嫁給我好嗎？給，啤酒拿著！嫁給我好嗎？

　　I Thought I Was Supposed To Propose. Because The Boy Fall In Love With Someone, The Girl Has To Say Yes. But They Have To?
What If They Don't Love Him? They Still Have To。

　　我還以為應該是我來求婚。因為男孩愛上某人，女孩就必須答應。必須答應？萬一不愛他呢？那也得答應。

　　Why Are They Post This Online? This Is A Personal Moment,
Why Would They Do This? I Think They Are Out Of Their Minds.
They Post So Many Marriage Things Online.
Cause They Were Like I Want Everybody To See Even Our Family Even Some Strangers And Stalkers. People Would Do Anything For Subscribers.
What Does That Do For All The Guys Out There And Might Be Thinking About. Proposing To Thier Girl Friend Then This Came Out.

　　他們為什么把這個傳到網上？這些很私人的，他們為什么這樣做？我想他們瘋了。網上有好多
關於結婚的。因為他們想讓所有人都來看，包括陌生人。為了觀眾他們什么都願意做。
這個視頻的出現對那些想給女朋友求婚的人。會有什么影響？

　　To Put It Into Two Words: They'Re Screwed!! If I Have A Girlfriend,
She See That Video. I'M Gonna Kiss Her And I'll Be Like...I'M Sorry But That'S Not Happending. Its Going To Get Wild Soon.. Soon Enough Guys Going To Jump Out Of A Window Land On Top Of A Lady'S Car With A Ring.
Everybody Will Be Watching This And Still Go Ah.. After Guys Legs Are Broken.

　　兩個字來形容：完 蛋！如果我有女朋友，她看到這個視頻。我會吻她然後說：對不起！這是不會發生的。會變得更瘋狂。很快會有人拿著戒指從窗戶跳下來落在女孩的車上。所有人都看著，給他歡呼！
即便是他腿都斷了。

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